maandag 9 oktober 2006

Lorum Ipsum

Het onderstaande bericht stond in een Spam mailtje dat gebounced werd op een YfC adres.. Slim hoor veel nutteloze tekst en dan 1 plaatje waarin de advertentie staat. Daar valt niet tegen op te scannen...

Om het moment dat je hier een adequaat filter voor hebt gaan alle mailtjes die inhoudelijk ergens over gaan zo de prullenbak in. Maar gelukkig sturen de meeste mensen niet echt inhoudelijk mails..

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1 opmerking:

  1. ik vind deze post dan ook een soort spam.. Maar wel vermakelijk genoeg om er een paar regels van mee te pikken.. Dat dan weer wel..

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